From Herr Pear (Las Vegas): (Sgt. to driver) NICE shortcut, private.
From Dave Cox (Sussex): The army heard that someone had invented a knitting machine---- The army heard that someone had invented a knitting machine----
Max Hedges (Yass): Oh bugger
Tony Smith (Lithgow): Right men! If we cover this vehicle with enough wire it ought to keep those damn restorers away for at least 60 years!
Graeme Jamison (Williamstown): Knit one,pearl two
Alex Blair (Ottawa): I know that dumb Lieutenant is missing and the last I saw of him he was wandering around last night with that roll of barbed wire...
Aaron (Canberra): I found an end does that help at all?
Bob Moseley (Adelaide):This is more of Keith's bloody microphone wire he left behind after filming "Year of the Blitz."
Lynn Eades (Tauranga, New Zealand): IN BREAKING NEWS...... Australian troops go into action against spider infestation in Eltham, Victoria.

"I once allowed a friend of mine to take a spin around his farm in my Mk. II U.C. and he promptly took out over 150 feet of newly installed fence when he drove through a gate and caught the right track on the first post.He was going ''BALLS TO THE WALL''when he went through and the fence was turned into about 3 or 4 hundred feet of ''cable'',( every inch of which wrapped in and around every bogie and track piece). It took about 3 hours work with a torch and diagonal pliers to rid the track of fencing. That wasn't the worst of it-he actually expected me to pay part cost to repair damage-(told him to piss-off naturally). Cheers,Cliff Ladouceur. "